Thursday, September 22, 2011

What is the most embarrassing thing that your kid has ever done in public?

It's funny story time!!! What is the most embarrassing thing that your kid has done in public? Share your story in the comment box and win a free copy of

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Funny Email about kids that I just got:


Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!


2 comments:

  1. (Posted For Suzette Stone)

    For some reason I am unable to leave a comment on your blog. I need to figure out why it is stopping me from doing so!!
    Anyway, I have a funny kid story:


    My best friend flew over from the UK for my wedding with her husband (a red head) and 3 small children. In the middle of the packed plane, her youngest son stood up and announced in a loud voice "my dad has ginger hair on his willy."


    Classic. She wanted the ground to open up and swallow her!!!! Her husband was pretty mortified too!
    Suzette Stone

    www.suzettestone.net
    www.romancewithsuzette.blogspot.com

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  2. (Posted For Candy Stone)

    I don't have kids but I remember what my brother did in the middle of church during prayer time. He and mom had just come out of the bathroom when Michael came down the aisle way where Dad and I were sitting in the front row, and announced at the top of his lungs in front of two thousand people that, "I made the water yellow and Mommy made it white again."
    I am sure that the coughs and sniffs was just a part of the prayer time.
    LOL!!

    Candy Stone

    PS. Sorry about posting here, I couldn't post on the blog itself. Hope you all enjoy!

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